Trust in God but tie your camel to a tree --Arab proverb
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint--Mark Twain
Death is life's way of telling you you're fired - Unknown
We live in an age where the pizza gets to your home before the police -- Jeff Marder
Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the work done --Al Bernstein
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend; inside of a dog, it's too dark to read -- Groucho Marx
This is not a book to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force -- Dorothy Parker
That was a good career move -- Gore Vidal on learning that his friend and rival Truman Capote had died
We have met the enemy...and he is us -- Pogo (Walt Kelly)
Assume a virtue if you have it not -- William Shakespeare
Anything too stupid to be said, is sung -- Voltaire
Your greatest enemy is your greatest friend -- Native American saying
Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it -- Harry Truman
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education -- Mark Twain
I really didn't say everything I said -- Yogi Berra
