Wanted: A country with a stock market that's not psychotic. Contact the White House - (Name withheld on request)
For Sale: Silicone babies for instant parenthood; can ingest melamine without the side effect of dying - Democratic Republic of China
Coin a tagline and be re-hired by the King Kong of Good Times! Complete the following slogan in not more than 1 word: Men who wear earrings are _ _ _ _ _ _ _ - Indian Aviation Industry
Attain Nirvana! File for bankruptcy and leap off a cliff! - Spiderman
Enter my beauty contest! Win a round-trip to Pakistan! - Pervez Musharraf
Discover why the monk had to sell his Ferrari - read Thomas Friedman
50,000 dollars will be yours if you can find Dick Cheney!- Os(b)ama
What is more frightening? Global warming or Global meltdown? Al Gore says he doesn't know because he's out of a job -watch Al Gore's interview tonight in Sarah Palin's living room: Russia!