Nicolas Sarkozy: Only in France.
Sanjay Dutt: I hope so.
China: No, but if you place an order we can make Him.
George Bush: I am He. Duh.
Salman Khan: There'd better be.
CPM: We're not saying there is no God. We're just saying show us the proof there is.
Arun Jaitley: I cannot comment as the matter is sub judice.
Hillary Clinton: Ask me next year.
Mamata Banerjee: I am the proof.
Hugo Chavez: I don't know about God. But there is a devil who thinks he's God.
Woody Allen: I don't know yet. I'm trying find out in my next film titled 'Who allowed the Devil to wear Prada?'
Kapil Sibal: If there is, how do you explain Arun Jaitley?
Dick Cheney: Maybe...at an undisclosed location.
Pervez Mussharaf: You tell me.
Fidel Castro: Where?
10 comments:
Is the proof-demanding CPM from Buddha's Bengal or from God's Own Country ( No, not New Zealand, the original Godzone but our own Kerala)?
Both I guess - if I belonged to either place, I would ask for proof of God's existence too.
Best, Aparna
I see that your God is bisexual.
In the first statement, it is a She and thereafter, a He.
I meant Manmohan Singh's God is Sonia Gandhi - I had hoped it wouldn't be too subtle for people to catch. Should I rewrite it in some way?
No, you couldn't have put it any better and it was quite obvious about Sonia being the God for Man...
I was merely wondering aloud about how God appears differently to different people.
Amen ;-)
LOL @ Manmohan Singh and Chavez....
Very original list....
can't stop laughing...
You did forget Arundhati Roy...:)
Thank you DS! Aah yes...the Goddess of Small Things ;-)
It wud be interesting to read replies of a few more "greats" in this world like the following:
Amma (Jayalalitha)
Big B
Mukesh Ambani
Bill Gates
Osama (either the living one or the dead one)
The "Mushy" General (u know who)
One Ms. Lewinsky
Condy Rice
Madam Prez
LK Advani
Titus - Thank you! I promise to try. Mush is already featured ("you tell me") Best, Aparna
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